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🐏 Caption Bank

Ready-to-use captions, wordplay, and situational jokes for every Ram scenario. Copy what you need.

πŸ”€ Classic Ram Wordplay

Light, safe, flexible β€” works as captions, signs, or subtle overlays

Just ramming around town.
No ewe won't believe this.
Ewe had to be there.
Ram it in your calendar.
Keeping it shear local.
Serious ram-ifications.
That's how we ram-roll.
Not baaaad.
Ram-packed weekend.
Don't follow the herd.

🧠 Situational Captions

Nothing is said β€” just implied. Perfect for silent ram footage.

Ram staring at tourists
First time?
Ram blocking a sidewalk
Local traffic.
Ram ignoring a sign
Suggestions.
Ram staring at a schedule
Too many choices.
Ram judging quietly
We're thinking about it.
Rams waiting in line ⭐
Herd mentality.

πŸ™οΈ Tourism + Boulder City

Boulder City–specific humor

Ram looking at Hoover Dam
Big DAM energy.
Ram fixing a DAM β†’ RAM sign
You're welcome.
Ram standing proudly
Local management.
Rams at an event
We heard something was happening.
Rams at a map
Still local.

πŸŽ‰ Events β€” Wine Walk / Jamboree / Festivals

Chamber event-ready captions

Rams at Wine Walk
Designated Ram-mer.
Rams dancing
Spring mood.
Ram holding balloon
We RSVP'd.
Ram watching live music
This one slaps.
Ram circling calendar date
Don't miss it.

🌌 Night Sky & Park

Subtle, wholesome

Ram looking through telescope
Still counting.
Rams stargazing
Clear skies tonight.
Ram wearing headlamp
Prepared.
Ram laying down in park
Park rules unclear.

🚌 Vegas β†’ Boulder City

Jill-approved β€” keep using these

Rams in Vegas
Wrong city.
Rams boarding bus
Headed home.
Ram holding ticket
Local fare.
Rams staring at neon
Too loud.
Rams back in Boulder City
Better.

πŸ“· Ram Cam / Meta

Internet-native, very shareable

Ram blocking camera
Still live.
Ram staring into lens
Yes?
Rams watching Ram Cam
We made it.
Ram adjusting camera
Angle matters.

🚦 Traffic & Wayfinding

Great for signs, intersections, events

Ram holding spinner sign
This way.
Ram at crosswalk
We go now.
Ram directing traffic
Trust us.
Ram blocking road
Temporary.

πŸ§‘β€βš–οΈ Ram Rules

HouseRams pop-culture vibe β€” Jill's favorite

No explanations.
Fix the DAM.
Be local.
Judge silently.
Leave Vegas.

πŸ’‘ How to Use These

You're not telling jokes β€” you're letting people finish the joke in their head. These work as captions, text overlays, sign text, or standalone social posts. No dialogue needed. Family-friendly. Feel local, not "dad joke." Fit tourism, events, and social feeds.