Scene 1 — The Post
Ram stands at attention beside the welcome sign, chest out, horns gleaming. The desert stretches behind him under a brilliant blue sky.
"Every town needs a welcome committee. Boulder City has one you won't forget."
Scene 2 — The Tourists
A family walks past. Ram tracks them with his head, following their path with calm, deliberate attention.
"He takes his job seriously. Every visitor gets the once-over."
Scene 3 — The Nod
Ram gives a slight head nod toward new arrivals. Warm sunlight catches his horns. He looks welcoming and proud.
"A subtle nod of approval. You've passed inspection."
Scene 4 — The Photo Op
Ram faces the camera directly, posing perfectly with a calm, satisfied expression. He's done this before.
"Of course, he's always ready for a photo. This is his best side... every side is his best side."
Scene 5 — The Exit
Ram walks away from the sign into the warm golden hour light, glancing back over his shoulder at the camera with a knowing look.
"Duty done. Until the next car pulls up."